Your symptoms are real, your instincts are right, and your answers are waiting.

 

Whether you've been told your labs are normal or you've never had answers at all, that changes today.

Personalized 1:1 functional health coaching + advanced lab testing that finally connects the dots so you can stop guessing and start healing. 

 

It’s time to stop Googling, guessing, or going it alone™
Watch the video above then book your free 1:1 Clarity Call with Rach to create a customized roadmap for your body, needs, and goals. 

SCHEDULE YOUR FREE CLARITY CALL

If any of this sounds like the voice inside your head...

"My clothes don't fit and I'm doing everything right. I don't understand what's happening to my body."

"I've seen multiple doctors and they all tell me my labs are normal. But I know something is wrong."

"I'm so exhausted I can barely get through the day and then I can't even sleep at night."

"I've had every symptom in the book. Bloating, brain fog, hair loss, acne, anxiety. Nobody has connected it all."

"I've been trying to get pregnant for over a year and my doctor says just 'keep trying' or ‘it’s time for fertility treatments.’"

"My period completely runs my life. I dread every single month and have been told birth control is the only solution."

"I'm not depressed, I'm not lazy, I just feel like I'm living in a body that doesn't work anymore."

"I've spent thousands trying to figure this out on my own. I'm exhausted and I just need someone who actually gets it."

Then welcome home, I'm so glad you're finally here.

I'm Ready to Finally Understand and Heal My Body

You're in the right place if you're dealing with...

  • Weight that won't move no matter how clean you eat or how hard you work out
  • Exhaustion that a full night's sleep doesn't fix
  • Needing caffeine just to function, and still dragging through the day
  • Bloating so bad you look and feel pregnant by the end of the day
  • Period problems like painful, heavy, irregular, or missing cycles
  • PMS/PMDD that turns you into a different person every month
Symptoms Data Plan Results
Stop guessing. Start healing.
  • Skin that breaks out, flares up, or won't clear, no matter what you try
  • Hair falling out in the shower, on your pillow, or in your brush
  • Unwanted hair growth on your face, chest, stomach, or back 
  • Brain fog meaning you can't focus, can't remember, can't think straight
  • Anxiety, mood swings, or emotional reactions that feel completely out of proportion
  • Holding onto weight in your midsection no matter what you do
  • Sleep that's difficult, restless, or just never feels like enough
Clues Causes Plan Healing
Your symptoms are signals guiding you toward deeper answers.
  • A gut that reacts to everything with bloating, cramping, constipation, diarrhea, or all of the above
  • Missing libido, sex drive, or sexual function
  • PCOS/PMOS
  • Hashimoto's or Hypothyroidism
  • Endometriosis
  • IBS or IBD
  • Perimenopause or early menopause
  • Autoimmune conditions
  • MCAS or histamine intolerance
  • Unexplained infertility or history of miscarriage
Take the First Step

I work with women who...

 

Have tried "all the things" and still don't have the lasting results they deeply desire

Want real data and real answers, not generic advice from the internet

Are done guessing and ready for a personalized plan built for specifically for their body

Want an expert with the bedside manner of a BFF who blends clinical expertise and real-life support

✓ Are committed to doing the work, finally seeing results, and having a sustainable plan that enables you to live your life, eat your fave foods, and feel incredible!

Let's Build My Roadmap

Here's why nothing has worked... and it's not your fault.

Most healthcare works like this:


you describe your symptoms and might get a test done. The test looks for disease, and if it doesn't find any, you’re labeled as ‘normal’ or ‘fine.’ If something is wrong, you're handed a prescription or terrible advice... or gaslit and written off.

But here's what those tests aren't looking at:

 Why your weight won't move even when you're doing everything right, and what's actually blocking it

 What's driving your fatigue, brain fog, and mood swings so you can finally resolve them instead of just managing them

→ Whether your thyroid, iron, blood sugar, and inflammation markers are truly optimal, not just "in range" on a lab report

 What's living in your gut and how it's affecting your skin, immunity, weight, and mental health because your gut is connected to all of it

→ The specific foods quietly triggering inflammation in your body so you stop eliminating everything and start knowing exactly what to avoid

→ Whether parasites, mold, or heavy metal exposure are silently undermining the effort you've already put in

Here's why nothing has worked... and it's not your fault.

Most healthcare works like this:

You describe your symptoms and might get a test done. The test looks for disease, and if it doesn't find any, you’re labeled as ‘normal’ or ‘fine.’ If something is wrong, you're handed a prescription or terrible advice... or gaslit and written off.

But here's what those tests aren't looking at:

Why your weight won't move even when you're doing everything right, and what's actually blocking it

What's driving your fatigue, brain fog, and mood swings so you can finally resolve them instead of just managing them

→ Whether your thyroid, iron, blood sugar, and inflammation markers are truly optimal, not just "in range" on a lab report

What's living in your gut and how it's affecting your skin, immunity, weight, and mental health because your gut is connected to all of it

→ The specific foods quietly triggering inflammation in your body so you stop eliminating everything and start knowing exactly what to avoid

→ Whether parasites, mold, or heavy metal exposure are silently undermining the effort you've already put in

Standard labs are designed to diagnose disease.

 

Functional labs are designed to identify dysfunction, catch what's off before it becomes a crisis, and build a clear path toward feeling genuinely well

 

The difference between those two approaches is the difference between being told "you're fine" and actually getting answers and a plan for healing. 

In 7 years in practice and hundreds of women served, I can promise you that every chronic symptom I've seen (the weight that won't move, the fatigue, the mood swings, the gut issues, the skin problems, the period chaos) has a root cause.  You're not crazy and this isn't in your head, there is a reason why. 

I'M READY FOR ANSWERS!

Hi, I'm Rach, and I've been exactly where you are.

MA, FDN-P, CHN, HHC, NLP  |  Functional Health Practitioner & Certified Holistic Nutritionist

 

At 15, I was put on hormonal birth control for mild acne and irregular periods.

What followed was a decade of my health unraveling in ways no one connected, no one explained, and no one took seriously.

My acne went from mild to severe and cystic. I gained 50 pounds in under 5 years. I started having panic attacks, migraines, my hair was falling out, and I developed a binge eating disorder. By the time I was 22, I was on 6 different medications and I felt absolutely terrible.

I did everything I was told. I dieted harder. I exercised more. I saw doctor after doctor. And every single time, I was handed either a new prescription or a pamphlet about counting calories.

Nobody ever asked why.

So I went looking for the answer myself.

I dove deep into functional medicine research, hormone + endocrine science, complex gut healing, and functional nutrition. I ran the labs that actually showed what was happening inside my body. And for the first time, I had real data. Not guesses, not "normal" ranges, not generic advice.

I found out my gut and hormones were a disaster. I had PCOS/PMOS and hypothyroidism that no one ever looked for. My minerals were depleted. My nervous system was exhausted. And every symptom I had been struggling with for a decade? Had an explanation and a solution.

I reversed my PMOS and insulin resistance, got my thyroid functioning properly, cleared my skin, regulated my cycle, lost and have kept off 30lbs with ease, got off all 6 medications I used to take, and eliminated the anxiety + disordered eating that had been running my life.

And then I made it my mission to make sure no woman had to spend a decade searching for the answers I found.

I'm Ready for Clarity

My entire life changed when I realized...

Functional lab testing + personalized 1:1 coaching is the fastest way to finally get data driven answers and real results from a protocol built specifically for your body.

 

That's the mission of what we do here. And it's why it works when everything else hasn't.

What happens when you stop guessing and start understanding your body

It’s time to stop Googling, guessing, or going it alone.™
It’s time for real answers, real healing, and real results.

Let's find them together with The R.A.C.H. Method™

How 1:1 Functional Health Coaching Works

This isn't a cookie cutter plan handed to every client in my practice. It's a personalized, data-driven, fully supported healing journey built specifically around your body, your labs, and your life.
 

Meet The R.A.C.H Method:

I’m Ready for Real Answers

Traditional labs use
broad ranges to diagnose disease.
 

Functional labs use narrow, optimal ranges to identify dysfunction.

Here's the difference in plain language:

Traditional / Standard Labs

❌ Checks for disease presence

❌ Uses population-average reference ranges (meaning men and women, young and old, and healthy and sick people are all using the same ranges)

❌ Looks at one system at a time

Result: "normal" when you feel terrible

Functional Labs

✅ Uses optimal, not just 'normal' ranges

✅ Looks for dysfunction before it becomes disease

✅ Looks at men vs. women ranges differently and takes your age and life stage into account

✅ Connects patterns across systems

Result: real answers and clear plan for healing at the root cause level

Everything you need. Nothing you don't.

Here's what's inside your 1:1 Functional Health Coaching program:

LET'S DO IT! I'M READY TO HEAL, FOR REAL!

Choose the level of support
that's right for you.

Every tier includes access to the core program curriculum, group community, and group coaching calls. Tiers 2 and 3 add the functional lab testing and 1:1 coaching that accelerates and personalizes your results.

TIER 1: PROGRAM + COMMUNITY

$997

Group support only


Reset your hormones, gut, and metabolism before testing


 Complete program curriculum + implementation guides with 
lifetime access ($1,997 value)

 Customized "journeys" based on your life stage — perimenopause, postpartum, birth control detox, fertility, and more ($997 value)

 6 months of group coaching calls + private community ($497 value)

 Done-for-you meal plans, buying guides, and self-led protocols ($997 value)

✓ Instant access to the Members Only Resource Library including my new Peptide Playbook Program ($497 value)

 Upgrade anytime — add lab testing + 1:1 support when you're ready

Total Value: $4,985

 

→ Get Started Instantly

TIER 2: MOST POPULAR

$2,497

Payment plans available at $222/month


1:1 + 1 Lab Test


Everything in Tier 1 — full curriculum, community, meal plans, resource library

6 months of group coaching + 1:1 chat support w/ Rach ($997 value)

Three private 1:1 sessions with Rach ($997 value)

1 functional lab test:  DUTCH Complete, GI-MAP, or Optimal Wellness Panel ($597 value)

Full LIVE practitioner analysis of your results in plain language, connected to your specific symptoms ($497 value)

Personalized protocol built around your lab data, adjusted as your body responds ($497 value)

Access to peptides as part of your protocol, if appropriate, and access to my new Peptide Playbook Program ($997 value)

Upgrade anytime — add additional lab testing or extended support if needed

Total Value: $8,985

→ Schedule Your Clarity Call

TIER 3: MOST COMPREHENSIVE

$3,997

Payment plans available at $333/month


1:1 + 4 Lab Tests


 Everything in Tier 1 — full curriculum, community, meal plans, resource library

 12 months of group coaching + 1:1 chat support w/ Rach ($1,997 value)

 Six private 1:1 sessions with Rach ($1,997 value)

 4 functional lab tests: DUTCH Complete + GI-MAP + Optimal Wellness Panel + Food Sensitivity Panel ($2,397 value)

 Full LIVE practitioner analyses of each test: every pattern, connection, and root cause explained ($1,497 value)

 Personalized protocols for each phase of healing, refined quarterly as your results improve ($1,497 value)

 Access to peptides as part of your protocol, if appropriate, and access to my new Peptide Playbook Program ($997 value)

 Priority messaging access throughout your full 12-month program

Total Value: $11,985

 

→ Meet 1:1 with Rach

Not sure which tier is right for you?
That's exactly what the clarity call is for. We'll look at your symptoms, your goals, and what level of support will get you there fastest.

Real women. Real results. Real answers. Finally.

What happens on your clarity call?

Booking a clarity call is not signing up for the program.
It's a 30-minute conversation with me: no pressure, no pitch, no obligation.

Here's exactly how it goes:

Step 1 — You share your story

Tell me what's been going on: your symptoms, your history, what you've already tried, and what you're hoping to achieve. I'm here to listen, not to rush you.

Step 2 — We look at your big picture together

I'll share what I'm hearing in your history, what functional patterns I'm noticing, and which labs would give us the clearest answers. You'll leave with more clarity about your body than you likely got from your last doctor's appointment. 

Step 3 — We decide together on next steps

If working together makes sense, I'll walk you through your options and we'll find the tier and structure that fits your life and your goals. If it's not the right fit, I'll tell you honestly and point you in a better direction. That's a promise.

I'm Ready to Book My Clarity Call

Questions?
Here are the ones we
hear most.

 What my clients are saying

Imagine 6 months from today.

You wake up and don't immediately take stock of how bad you feel.

Your energy is there, not because of a third cup of coffee, but because your body is actually working.

Your period arrives on time and is completely symptom free, it actually surprises you because you feel as good during your period as you do any other day of the month. 

Your skin is clear. Your favorite clothes are fitting with ease. You look in the mirror and LOVE who you see: a healthy, happy, calm, confident version of you.

Your gut is regulated, your bowel movements are normal, bloating is non-existent, and you’re eating more than ever before without worrying about the scale, stomach, or skin. 

You understand what was wrong. You have the data to prove it. And you have a protocol that works. Not because it worked for someone else, but because it was built for you.

That's not a fantasy. That's what root-cause functional health coaching looks like in practice. And it starts with a 30-minute conversation.

You've been patient long enough.


You have likely been the person in the waiting room hoping someone finally finds something. Been the one Googling symptoms at midnight. Been dismissed, told it's stress, told to just “eat less and move more,” told your labs look fine.

You deserve more than that. And the data to prove what your body has been trying to tell you? It exists, I promise. In 7 years of doing this, I've never one seen perfect "normal" labs... ever. That's hundreds of women, thousands of labs reviewed, and answers on every single one. We just have to look in the right places to find your answers, too. I can't wait to get started!

Start Feeling Better, Schedule your Clarity Call TODAY!